What your brand of beer says about you.
There’s been a lot of talk about what the beer you drink says about you. I think this is time well spent. As if we need yet another way to categorize and pigeonhole people. OK, in for a penny, in for a pound.
If you drink Bud Light, you are the President of the United States. Congratulations. If you drink Blue Moon, you are a police officer or really like the song of the same name. If you drink Red Stripe, you are a Harvard professor. If you drink Budwiser, you are a fan of NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne. [I don’t care if you don’t like NASCAR. We have 24 hours news and need to talk about stupid ways to classify people. We have time to fill, people. Work with me!] If you drink Bud Light with Lime, you are not only not the President, you are a Stephen Colbert fan. If you drink Coors, you are a fan of the 70’s movie Smokey and the Bandit. If you drink non-alcoholic beer, you’re still a person but you can pass through solid objects.
I don’t like beer. Therefore, I do not exist.
